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This makes me want to quit my job and go work in a mattress factory.
(Source: darwinorama)
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
This makes me want to quit my job and go work in a mattress factory.
(Source: darwinorama)
I will say this ahead of time, please excuse my immature rantings here. If you don’t want to hear a festival of childish insults, then don’t read please. Thank you
The prepubescent bitch of the underworld has returned to the game. Someone who has lied, cheated and wormed their way through everything they’ve ever done on the internet. Someone who purposely went out of their way to befriend everyone around me, just to turn them against me with lies and slandering my reputation just to attempt to crush me. She’s been manipulative, she’s been sneeky, she’s lied to everyone she’s ever called “friend” and she’s apologized for it time and time again. But does she ever LEARN like she say she will? NO.
Numerous times she’s said “Oh, I’ve learned my lesson, I’m changing, I promise!” but each time she turns around and uses that false trust she’s planted in everyone to weasel back into her old, devious, deceiving ways. She’s NEVER done anything for anyone unless it has some sort of benefit for her in the end.
Most will believe her lies and say “OH YOU’VE CHANGED, OK WE’LL LOVE YOU AGAIN.” but I will not be fooled by her lies again. I will not fall prey to her false hopes and skeeving little fantasies. I need to get this rant off my chest, because it seems every time I find someone that makes me happy, she returns to CRUSH IT.
She did that with another certain someone. I began to be happy with her… until the tape worm from hell came back befriended everyone who was friends with the girl I was happy with and I, then started all sorts of drama and bullshit that caused us to fall apart, and now we hardly speak to each other. The bitch’s excuse was “Well I wanted to make new friends!” Really? and that JUST SO HAPPEN to be every SINGLE one of my friends too? You couldn’t find someone that WASN’T close to me? I doubt that.
So no matter what lies she spews from that gaping lie fest she calls a mouth, I will never believe them, I will never trust her, I will never forgive her for what she’s done. Because once a lying, spiteful bitch… ALWAYS one.
./end immature rant. THANK YOU.
This fox is just continually unimpressed with everything you have to offer.
what is the evolutionary perk to having a face like that god damn
Bigger predators leave you alone because they can’t stand the mockery and non-verbal put-downs
(Source: rubyvroom)